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y’all can’t stop me from selling my kidneys to buy everything in the barack obama online store. FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS PUPPY, PLEASE.

nothing fancy.

I'm Sloan and I pledge allegiance to the oxford comma. This is where I make Internet.

I spent the bulk of the 90's thinking about carbs and my bowl-cut, followed by a brief period that found me in many Yahoo chat rooms for equestrians. Now I make tours and sound effects for a gay advice website. Draw your own conclusions.

I used to live in Portland, and also LA, and also Nashville. Now I live in Brooklyn, and to this I do not object.

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